burned my hand curling my hair today
the nerve of you lookin this good
- me: u wanna fuck me?
- boy: hell yeah when?
- me: ummmmm nigga I was just checking
toosassytbh said: Hayden's a fuckinng hockey player. He would've breasted this comp sliding back and forth I'm pissed
Breasted it? Nah, that’s for BREASTMODE COWBOY.
But ultimately he was too big of a pussy ass bitch to make a big move
Big Brother narrator about Cody Calafuckboy (via bigbrothermusings)